Well, today I come to you all with a little story about Rugby...
There are often perks to the hotel industry and it usually isn't pay! I had a couple of burly men stop by the other day to drop off their friend. They were in France for a rugby match between France and South Africa (needless to say, they were with the South African team). The guys were fun and easy going and at one point, one of the men asked me if I was interested in seeing a rugby game. I told him that I had never seen rugby before and wouldn't know what to do with it. He said it would be fun and on top of it, he is one of the team sponsors so the passes would be VIP for the presidential box. Hmmmm.... I contemplated my options and let him know I would call. After much hestitation (you know, going to strange places with strange men, etc...) I deicded YES! So, at 7PM last night, I got off work a little early to ensure I was presentable for the VIP seats. I first try and take a taxi, but Saturday night in Paris and taxis just don't go together. So, I decide to hit the metro! The thing is, the stadium is outside of Paris in a very, let's just say, unpleasant neighborhood. If any of you heard about the riots in Paris with exploding cars and such, it was at THIS place!!
Well, so far, 30 minutes late for the match, but I get to the gate. (This is after many painful turns in very high heels because, in French, when I said GATE U, they understood GATE E and sent me in little circles) Finally, I make for half time (better that not at all right?). My friend from the hotel pops down, gives me my very special ticket, gets me in the door and welcome to the world of Rugby with champagne and foie gras. (This is no joke by the way). The people who work for the team are absolutely charming and I am having a lovely time. Afterwards (the French win), we all go inside to drink and snack a little bit more. Paul, the nice man who has offered me these seats, stays by my side and introduces me to EVERYONE (this includes the Ambassador of South Africa in France). He then invites me to the game dinner after the match with the team. After a great deal of hesitation, I say yes.
So, dinner it is, and I spend my whole time explaning to everyone else what is we are eating. They served duck liver as an appetizer and funky white fish wrapped in bacon as a meal. The French had no problem but a bunch of rugby playing south africans looked like they were on fear factor. Dinner was great and I met a bunch of great people. The problem is, I have to get home because it is nearly 2AM and I work the next day. The team is staying at a castle outside of Paris (Chantilly) so they really can't drop me off. Two people working with the team are actually in Paris so I decide,"Hey, I'll hitch a ride with them." Some French liaison insists that the metro is still working. So, off we go, with the two strong men, to the metro to get me home and off to bed. We arrive, metro closed, and don't forget, we are in one of shittiest suburbs outside of Paris. We decide to walk back because NO taxi would even stop for us (not even the availble ones). The thing is, they drive THROUGH those areas, they don't STOP in them! As we are walking back, I try every taxi company I know. One guys runs ahead and comes back to tell us there is no one there anymore. I walk up to the gate and start to talk to the security guard about options, I turn around, and the two guys are GONE!!!! They FREAKIN' left me there, ALONE, 2AM, WORST SUBURB IN PARIS, AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Well, I decide it is time to put on the girlish charms or end up as insulation for a local garbage dumpster. I see two men with badges, nice suits and a nice watch and decide that it is now or never! I run up to them and explain my whole predicament in French and they told me,"No problem, we will get you back to Paris." I seriously wanted to click my heals and say,"There is no place like home, there is no place like home." So, as I am grateful and shitting my pants at the same time, I am walking with these two perfect strangers to their car in and underground, UNDERLIT parking garage. Now, I am thinking to myself,"If you get raped in this piece of shit parking garage, it will be entirely your fault." Finally, the guys spots his totally high end mercedes and I am like,"Okay, maybe not tonight!"
The two men are the organizers for the World Cup in France. They are kind as ever and drive me as far as Gare de Lyon at the OTHER end of Paris. They drop me off because there are plenty of taxis. Even the worst part of paris doesn't compare with St. Denis (where I was), so I am just happy to be in paris again. I thank the profusely and go on the hunt for a taxi.
NO taxi will take me because it is the end of their service. In France, you cannot have a client in the cab after the service is over otherwise it is very very high fines. So, off I go again by foot. I stumble across a Holiday Inn and I say to myself,"Better go in there and call a cab then to wander through the streets at nearly 3AM." I go in, the guy calls me a taxi and there is a group of awful texans DRUNK at the bar saying all the worst stuff you can imagine. I sit down in the lounge praying for the taxi to arrive. At one point, the stupid fuck turns around and says,"I can get any whore, even that silly little whore," pointing to ME!!!!! Now, I don't want to start a fight with some drunken redneck in France, but I seriously wanted to feed the guy his testicles. So, the taxi arrives and I decide that I need to show him he isn't as clever as he thinks speaking in English in France so I say,"Excuse me, sir? (he looks) Next time you call someone a silly little whore, it is probably best if you chose a language they didn't understand." He starts shouting all kinds of shit at me, I grab my bag and hop in the cab and am finally on my way home!!!!
At about 3AM, i arrive at home after driving with a mute for like 20 minutes. I pay, I get out, and I feel like I am in Disneyland once I get back to my area of town. Now, I am very lucky this time, but this is definitely something I would not repeat. I went in to check out a little rugby, and spent the good majority of my night running around and fearing for my safety!!!
That's all for now folks, I hope you enjoyed my latest news from France. Have a great day!
Jennifer